Guide To Getting It On

There’s an interesting website called How to Make Me Come. It’s made up of short essays by women. Here are the titles of some of the posts, which every male in the world should be required to read before the age of 21:

If A Guy Knew The Things That Got Me Off, I Think He’d Run For The Hills

You Broke Every Rule I Ever Had About Men – And I’ll Always Love You For It

I’ve Had Amazing Sex With One-Night Stands And Horrible Sex With A Long-Time Boyfriend

If I Tell You To Do Something Harder… I Really Mean It

I Didn’t Come But He’d Get Me Wetter And Wetter, And He Made Me Laugh, Which Is Almost Better

I Am Still Exploring My Sexuality, Sometimes I’m Feeling Penis, Sometimes I’m Feeling Vagina, And This Can Very Much Affect Whether Or Not I Am Going To Actually Enjoy Having Sex With You

There’s A Very Fine Line Between Kissing Breasts In A Super Sexy Way And Making It Feel Like A Man Is Trying To Breast-Feed